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CHRISTIAN HARNESS
HORSEMEN’S ASSOCIATION
John Klark, Director of Activities
239 Joy-Klark Park, Wells river, VT 05081
Ph 802-429-2841
E-mail: klarkjx3@pivot.net
A fellowship for those who know Jesus
Christ as Savior.
A ministry to those who do not.
“In God We Trust”
Directors Page
Director of Activities- John Klark 239 Joy-Klark
Park, Wells River, VT 05081 802-429-2841 klarkjx3@pivot.net
It’s For Your Own
Good
Confine, conform, submit, obey –
things we all enjoy, correct? Consider yourself the teamster of a six-horse
hitch pulling a stagecoach that needs an immediate undercarriage repair
requiring lying under the coach wheels. At this time, do you wish for safe,
sound horses or flashy, flighty horses? To compound this situation, imagine two
yearling colts racing up to the adjacent fence screaming a challenge to race and
run free in tall green feed where cool clear streams flow by shade trees. The
colts scream, “Tired, weak, solemn, afraid!” at the teams without reply.
Not long after, the colts learn the
feel of a lariat during the annual roundup. Soon after capture they are
subjected to a dirty dusty round pen with tall plank fencing. Bits, bridles,
girths and whips follow. The colts scream, “Torture, death and bondage!” The
more rebellious colt is able to leap over the pen wall and flee to its old ways
and freedom. The remaining colt submits his will and finds his trainer to be
fair, firm, patient and quiet with a pleasant voice. But soon a harness, shoes,
hopples, boots and other restraints and burdens are making the colt wish he had
escaped to freedom also.
In a few months the colt is making
orderly, efficient speed when hooked to a jog cart on the road. A drought and
famine soon spread over the farmland and the grass turns brown and brittle
while the streams dry up to only mud puddles. The free colt runs in circles on
weak wobbly legs in search of his next meal and is amazed to see his brother
jogging, looking fit and plump with rippling muscles and a beautiful polished
coat! His master has a full mow of hay and elevators holding grain and corn.
Our Master has to pass over many of
us as not fit for greater responsibilities in His Kingdom if we will not trust
and obey Him and submit to His training program. We are still His people and
exceedingly loved by Him, but if we rebel, His chastening may be grievous and
hard to endure. Fear not His training and correction, nor the constraints of
His bit and harness, for the results and glory are worth it all! He will keep
us well fed and spiritually nourished. He will make us fit for His Kingdom
work. Abide in His house. It’s for your own good!
Parts of
this message were inspired by a tract, “The Harness of the Lord,” written by
Bill Britton and obtained from Pinecrest Bible Training Center, Salisbury
Center, NY.
Travel News: I’ve been to Rockingham five times this summer:
visited with many, set up our display once, sponsored one race cooler and done
some volunteer work. Been to Bangor twice and also to the Hambletonian. We will
be at Plainridge on Labor Day and Delaware, OH during Jug Week. Hope to see
you! God bless, JK
Been Thinking-----Weldon Stockwell
“To Obey is Better Than Sacrifice” I Samuel 15:22
Webster’s definition of “obey” is- 1--- “To carry out
the demands of:” 2--- “To comply with a command, order, or request.”
I’m sure the most
familiar commands of the Bible are- The 10 Commandants. Probably most of us
can’t repeat all 10 of them, let alone obey them. So I got to thinking about
that and decided I would do a little research on the word-“obey”. Since I’m not
a Hebrew or Greek student I decided I would get on the internet and see what
some of the language scholars had to say about, ‘obey”. Here are some of my
conclusions-
When the Old and
New Testaments urge us to “obey” God, the first meaning of the original Hebrew
and Greek words is often “to listen” or “to give attention to.” For instance,
the same Hebrew word that frequently shows up as “obey” in our English Bibles
is translated “hear” in the famous, (Deuteronomy 6:4).“Hear, O Israel: The Lord
our God, is one Lord :” KJV
In the New
Testament, the Greek word translated “obey” means to be persuaded, according to
Vine’s Dictionary, the emphasis is not on submission to authority, but
on action resulting from being convinced by reason and truth. Would it make a difference if, instead of
saying, “Obey Me,” Jesus said, “Listen to Me. For your sake, I want your
attention. I don’t just want your dutiful compliance. I want you to love me
because I love you“. What if we asked Him to help us hear more than our moral
obligation to Him? What if we stopped talking long enough to hear Him whisper,
“Be still, and know that I am God” (Psalm 46:10). Would we be more likely to
hear Jesus say, “My sheep hear My voice, and I know them, and they follow Me”
(John 10:27)
When we listen
carefully to His voice in Scripture, we don’t hear someone consumed by
authority and control. Instead, we hear a love that says, “Come to me, all ye
that labor and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon
you, and learn of me, for I am meek and lowly in heart, and ye shall find rest
for your souls. For my yoke is easy and my burden is light.” (Matthew 11:28-30
KJV)
Even though
Jesus has every right to demand our immediate and unqualified obedience, He
approaches us gently, appealing not only to our will but to our minds and
hearts. In the last chapters of the Bible, He is still saying to a lost and
dying world, “Behold, I stand at the door and knock: if any man hear my voice,
and open the door, I will come in to him and will sup with him, and he with
me.” (Revelation 3:20 KJV)
Memorials
There were no memorial contributions this past month.
CONGRATULATIONS
to these outstanding and deserving young people who have been chosen to receive
CHHA scholarships.
KRISTIN BURNS of Milford Center, OH, is the daughter
of Roy and Melissa Burns. Kristin will
attend her first year of college at Heidelberg College in Tiffin, OH, to focus
on sports medicine with a goal of a degree in Physical Therapy. She has been involved with harness racing
throughout her life on her family farm where her dad raises, trains and
races. Throughout high school she has
been a leader serving as class president, vice president of FFA, treasurer of
National Honor Society, Student Council and was an Honor/Merit Roll
student. She lettered in three sports
each year and was a scholar athlete.
She was in 4-H, Junior Fair Board, CIA Youth Group, Fellowship of
Christian Athletes, visited nursing homes and participated in Dance for the
Cure fundraiser. In addition to working
on the farm, she is an Abercrombie model and also has cared for children. She is active in her church Sunday school,
CIA youth group, plays, dinners and fundraisers. Her goal is to share her faith with others and grow with them as
well.
CORY DEYERMAND of Jefferson, OH, is the son of Larry
and Patricia DeyErmand. Cory plans to
attend Ohio State University in Lima, OH, where he will study
Biology/Pre-dentistry. Cory has been
involved with harness racing for his entire life. He is a third generation horseman earning his grooms license at
fourteen and recently was licensed as a qualifying/fair driver. Cory has been
active in little league, bowling, Boy Scouts, FFA, chorus, track, football,
basketball and in baseball, his specialty.
He received numerous awards and maintained a high GPA. Cory's work history has been centered around
raising and racing harness horses on the family farm. During the school year he works at Steiner Stock Farm as a stable
manager. He was raised in a Catholic
family and credits the church for his humble attitude that he feels is his
greatest characteristic in terms of reaching his overall goals. He is also active in a Nazarene youth group
involved in numerous activities such as Sports Blast at Mount Vernon
Nazarene. Events such as this have greatly
inspired him. His ultimate life goal is
to find the right balance between family, work and God.
ANDREW DIDONATO of Bridgeville, PA, is the son of
Reverend Joseph and Marcella DiDonato.
Andrew will be attending his third year at Grove City College in Grove
City, PA, continuing his studies in Business Management. Andrew's involvement with harness racing has
been through his father, Rev. Joe DiDonato, chaplain at the Meadows. He has been going to the track with his dad
since he was five years old. He assists
his dad teaching Children's Church and Vacation Bible School. In high school he received many awards as a
four-year letterman on football and basketball teams, was a National Honor
Society member, Who's Who Among H.S. Students, Who's Who Among H.S. Athletes,
Congressional Leadership Conference Invitee.
His community service included youth basketball camp instructor, umpire
and referee; youth football instructor; early childhood development helper;
fundraising for charities and non-profit groups; helping his father in ministry
for community outreach. In college he
is a Bible Study leader, member of the Academic Integrity Committee, Dean's
List and President's Athletic Conference Academic Honor Roll. He became the all-time passer leader in
Grove City College history. During
Spring Break he attended a mission trip to Guatemala where they ministered at
an orphanage. This summer he is an
intern with the Pittsburgh Steelers in their management/marketing
department. His goal is to work with
children or have a career as a high school or college football coach.
MELISSA LANDIS of Decatur, IN, is the daughter of
Randy and Debbie Landis. She is a third year student and will continue her
education at Indiana Wesleyan University, Marion, IN, pursuing a Bachelors in
Nursing with the hope of specializing in pediatrics. This would allow her to combine her love of children and her
desire to help others. Missy's
background in horses evolved through her parents as 4-H volunteers. She finished ten years in the Adams County
4-H Horse & Pony Club and was elected president for four years. She is in her second year as the Mini Horse
& Pony Leader for Adams County and is excited to give back to a club that
gave so much to her. Her interest in
harness horses is through her uncle who raises trotters. She spent many hours helping with the
breeding, foaling and sales preparation
She is a member of the Indiana Horse Council, Indiana Standardbred
Association and CHHA. Missy was a
student council representative and class officer during her four years in high
school, a member of the Sunshine Society which raises money for a local
hospital, National Honor Society, teachers aid and cadet teacher helping an
autistic child, Club International, Students Making A Difference, FFA and Who's
Who of American High School Students.
She was also a student in the vocational Health Occupations Education
class, has walked in the Hope Center Walk For Life and participated in numerous fundraising
events. She works every other weekend
as a Unit Secretary on the Medical/Surgery unit of a hospital and during breaks
as a CAN. She has worked on a dairy
farm and at an express photo center.
During high school Missy was a member of Campus Life Student Leaders,
spreading the news of Jesus Christ. She
chose Indiana Wesleyan University because of the spiritual atmosphere on
campus. She attends Chapel and Bible
Study and says she is learning more about Him and the plans He has for her
life.
CHELSEA MASSIE of Sycamore, OH, is the daughter of
Curtis and Jeanne Massie. She will
attend her first year of college at The University of Findlay in Findlay, OH,
studying Pre-veterinary Medicine. She
is the fourth generation of her family involved with harness racing. She has groomed for her parents and uncle
and has worked several summers at Brian Brown Stables. She owns and shows Quarter and Paint horses
through 4-H where she has been a member for ten years. In FFA, where she has been a member for four
years, she received her Greenhand, Chapter and State degrees and was chaplain
and student advisor. She is in Who's
Who Among American
Students, received the Governor's Award of Excellence in
Material Science, member of National Honor Society and Art Club. She also played high school softball. She was involved with the Nursery Barn at
the Wyandot County Fair and Apple Butter Days teaching second graders the
importance of farm animals and crops.
She helped clubs clean community highways and take animals to retirement
homes. She dressed as a cartoon
character for The Fantasy Of Lights that raises money for local charities. She helped with the 5K run during Family
Fest and donated sports equipment to Project Tanzania where her school was
teamed with another school that was building a house for underprivileged
children and families. During her years
of FFA as chaplain, she conducted many invocations and gave students spiritual
advice.
JACOB MURPHY of Sunbury, OH, is the son of Matt and
Lisa Murphy. He plans to continue at
Ohio University in Athens, OH. His
course of study is Middle Childhood Education.
His goal is to become a middle-childhood science teacher and to help
inner-city children with learning disabilities reach their full potential in
science. Jake's plan to become a
teacher was influenced by the teachers, mentors and role models (parents, 4-H
advisors, coaches, neighbors, friends, youth group leaders) in his life. Jake was raised on Success Acres
Standardbred Farm where he proudly became a paid employee and worked full time
the summer he was eleven. His
involvement is with the breeding of
harness horses, but he enjoys the races and follows the careers of the
horses raised by his family. After Jake
becomes a teacher he plans to work summers on the farm. He is a volunteer at the Beacon School for
handicapped children, volunteer as a reading tutor at Coolville Elementary
School, is a member of the OU Boxing Club Team and, with his family, has raised
pilot dogs for the blind. When he is
not in school or working, Jake enjoys fishing, hiking, camping and mountain
biking. In addition to working as a
farm laborer, he has registered patients in the emergency room at a local
hospital, held multiple jobs in the OU dining hall, and washed dishes in a
pizza facility. Jake says his greatest
role models outside of home were his youth group leaders from St. John Neumann
Catholic Church. He went on many
retreats and missions in youth group including trips to Washington D.C. for the
March For Life, trips to Appalachia to work on houses for the poor, and a trip
to Canada to see Pope John Paull II for World Youth Day. He says the group leaders helped open his
eyes to the importance of faith is our lives.
BRITTANY SCHWARTZ of Strasburg, PA, is the daughter
of Paul and Priscilla Schwartz. She
will return to Delaware Valley College in Doylestown, PA, where she will
continue in Equine Studies with a minor in business. Her goal is to own a training facility where she could breed,
train and board horses. Brittany became
interested in harness horses when she started working as a stable hand at
Groff's Training Stable. She obtained a
Groom's License. As she gained
experience doing the basic barn chores, she moved on to driving horses and
helping with the yearlings. At Delaware
Valley College she has been working in the Standardbred breeding facility that
includes breeding, training, barn management and business management. She was an intern at Hanover Shoe Farm
during 2008 spring break and will intern at Nandi Farms this summer. During high school she was in National Honor
Society, served as class president, was on the student advisory committee, a
member of several clubs. She
participated in track & field, cross country, indoor track and soccer
receiving numerous awards. She
continues to excel in academics and athletics at DVC. Her volunteer work includes Adopt A Highway, mission trip to the
Dominican Republic, Landis Homes Retirement Community, Christ's Home for
Children, and tutoring. In addition to
working at Groff's Training Stable, she works at Cherry Crest Farm in Paradise,
PA, where she was a cashier and also in entertainment and maintenance. Brittany says that through having Christian
parents, attending Christian schools, being actively involved in youth groups,
and attending church regularly, her walk with Christ has grown significantly
over the years. Her recent trip to the
Dominican Republic opened her eyes to the need for world ministry. After college she plans to continue doing
the Lord's work taking additional mission trips.
KELLEY SMITH of Trenton, OH, is the son of Randall
Smith and Kathy Adams-Smith. He will
begin his first year of college at Michigan State University, College of
Agriculture and Natural Resources located in East Lansing, MI. He plans to major in Fisheries and Wildlife
with an emphasis in ecology and conservation.
His goal is to help educate others about how our actions affect the
planet and to shift our way of living to be more environmentally sensible. His equine interest is in harness racing as
a spectator. He often visited his
uncle, Joe Essig, Sr, at his training barn and observed the respect, patience
and firm but gentle kindness that he offered the horses. Kelley often helped around the barn loading
and unloading straw and hay. During
high school, Kelley was a member of National Honor Society (President senior
year), Drinking & Drug Free Prom, Spanish Honor Society, Concert Band,
Marching Band, physical education aid for mentally and physically challenged,
Cincinnati Junior Olympians/Archery, Honor Roll four years and volunteer four
years at Hueston Woods State Park. He
became interested in archery at a young age and continues to be very involved
today. He and his parents have worked
together to plan and finance his competition trips throughout the country that
rewarded him not only with medals but also with many life lessons. He currently works at a pizzeria as
cook/dishwasher and has been a farmhand, mowed and done odd jobs for neighbors
and had various duties working at a local IGA.
His parents began his spiritual journey by having him baptized as a
baby. They attend church regularly,
assist in fundraisers and dinners and teach Vacation Bible School. Kelley grew up knowing the importance of
faith and prayer and in sixth grade made his personal decision to be
baptized. He looks forward to
participating in a mission program in college.
JENNIFER STOCKWELL of Sunbury, OH, is the daughter of
Mark Stockwell and Wendy Stockwell. She
plans to continue her studies in English and Theater at The Ohio State
University in Columbus, OH. Her goal is
to get a masters degree in education and become a teacher and a director of a
theater program. She hopes to teach at
Big Walnut in Sunbury, OH. Jennifer was
raised as a child of a harness racing family spending her early years at the
Delaware County Fairgrounds before her family moved to a farm in the
country. She traveled to races and
fairs and was a helper at races and around the farm. During elementary school and through high school, Jennifer was
actively involved in 4-H and Girl Scouts.
She was in National Honor Society, History Honors Society, theater,
drama club, band and choir. She has worked
at OSU Stores and currently at OSU Childcare.
Jennifer is a member of Xenos Christian Fellowship and says that through
this group she has become educated in theology and has received leadership
training and experience. She hopes to
learn to serve her brothers and sisters selflessly and give the good news to
others. She has taken mission trips to
Tennessee and Ecuador and would like to do short-term mission trips to South
America, eventually leading a student trip there.
(The CHHA
scholarship committee, Beth Cain Coordinator, was able to share $ 8,000.00 with
these 9 recipients. $5,000.00 of that came from the stallion auction proceeds
and $3,000.00 from interest on the Rambling Willie Memorial CD.)
Email---responses:
On 6/30/08 I
sent out the following email to all 209 email addresses on the CHHA email list.
In return I got a lot of nice responses and several sent email cards. Also a
nice number of regular mail cards. Thanks to all who responded and I’ll share
just a couple as examples-- ( decided I would not use names)
Email sent-
This is being sent to all 209 addresses we have on the CHHA email
list. This will probably be the last email that I will send to this general
list. This is my last day as Director of CHHA- tomorrow John Klark takes over
and I will in turn share this list of addresses with him. Most of these
addresses have been compiled by your contact with me- a few I have gotten from
other sources.
Most of you I have also met personally over my 25 years of service with CHHA
and I thank you for the help and friendship you have shown to me.
If you would like your address removed from this list before I send it to John
Klark- just hit the reply button and put remove in the subject. If you would be
interested in membership in CHHA or like to be on our newsletter mailing
list send me your name and address.
In Jesus’ Love, Weldon Stockwell
Responses-
Thank you Weldon - I have
appreciated being on your list and feeling a part of the Harness Horseman's
organization (as a thoroughbred owner/worker).
Bless you as you
enjoy the future which will be more than filled.
Weldon I just wanted to let you know what
a blessing you have been in our lives. You were more than a friend to mom and
dad. Although at the time when they were back in their younger days as people
surrounded them at the fairs with them serving others with food and
"drink" they thought those were their friends. As dad has told me
some of them had true interest in them most were there for the good times. You
however came into their lives and became a true friend who became as the Bible
says closer than a brother. Thank you for your spiritual guidance in their
life. I believe that both came to a saving knowledge in Christ by not only your
words but the witness of your life. I pray that God will give you rest from
your ministry but I'm sure you will be like Paul continuing to run the good
race to the finish and not limping across the finish line but breaking the tape
in full stride. May God continue to bless you
I did get one very negative response and
what made it really hurt was that I thought we at CHHA had bent over backwards to be of help to that family, but perhaps they just
forgot those times..
USTA
Newsroom: From an article-Free-legged
by Dean Hoffman
Oft times people have
asked me about whipping. Whipping is different in the Thoroughbred game than in
our sport, but whipping an animal under any circumstances is pretty hard to
justify. Would you use a whip on your dog?
Yes, we can tell people that the driver is whipping the saddle
pad or the sulky shaft, but often the listener rolls his or her eyes in
disbelief. They know what they see, and they see a driver with a long whip lashing
out at the horse in front of him.
This problem isn’t new and it isn’t going to go away. I think
that some judges and some jurisdictions have tightened controls on whipping,
but last year I saw the most egregious example of excessive whipping I’ve ever
witnessed at the Meadowlands on Hambletonian Day.
(When I used to set up the CHHA display at Scioto Downs on
Family Day a number of people new to horse racing would ask me if whipping the
horse hurt them? My answer was- if you whip your child does it hurt them? As
far as I’m concerned they ought to burn the whips- maybe even more so for
horses than kids.)
Our Log Cabin House:
Well- it’s not really ours but it is here on Ross Rd.
A couple of years ago one of the 7 farms that was on the road when I was a kid
sold and the new owner started to tear the house down- to his surprise he
uncovered a log cabin. It wasn’t a surprise to me because one of my classmates
in school was the son of Willie Clark
and they knew when they purchased the farm that a log cabin had been covered
over by the front part of the new house built in the early 1900’s.
Anyway the present owner has left the log cabin standing and
chinked in the logs. I stopped and talked to the guy doing the work one time
and I asked what kind of chinking he was using. As it turned out it was just
something he bought in a can- I got on the internet to see what the original
builder might have used- the internet said, ”clay, straw, paper, cloth, and
even dried animal dung was often used. for chinking. The latter might be a
little hard to find on our road now, because I only know of a few horses on our
road. Our daughter Kathy does have a goat and I think that’s it- for animals on
this road of what used to be 7 farms- all with draft horses, cows, and other
farm animals..
Kind of nostalgic to drive by the log cabin- but I’m always real
glad we don’t have to live in it on below 0 nights. The little building out
behind is long gone but it wasn’t so nice on a 0 morning either.
Finances:
The CHHA regular checking account balance as of 7/21/08
was $3,695.33. Contributions for April totaled $1,090.00. 22 members
contributed $1,090.00 There were no non-member contributions. No fundraising
items sold.
A sign of the times:
At least in Ohio. I have been informed that an October
date has been set for the auction sale of the Success Acres Standardbred
breeding farm of Sunbury, Oh.. It’s my understanding that longtime managers
Matt and Lisa Murphy will be moving to another Success Acres farm near Mt
Gilead, Oh. ( I guess that means Lisa will not be riding her bicycle on Ross
Rd. much longer.) I well remember when that farm was a Thoroughbred farm and
remember it even before that when it was just an ordinary livestock farm like the
others of the community. The next farm east is still a dairy with a nice herd
of jersey cows. ( I always liked jerseys. The only purebred cows Nancy and I
ever owned were jerseys.) With the Success Acres Farm being in Delaware County
we can probably look for houses popping up on it in the near future.
Blooded Horse Sale:
Lord willing, I will have the CHHA display at the August
26- 27-- Blooded Horse Sale in Delaware, Oh. I have kind of lost track of how
many years I have been there- but I well remember the first one. A young couple
in Delaware, Oh. had called me and said they were from a standardbred family
and wanted to talk to me about being members of CHHA. I met with Jack and Cindy
Hay in their home. While there I told them about setting up displays in
different places and Cindy wanted to know if I did one at the Blooded horse
sale? When I told her I had never been there she said, her father was, Bob
Thomas, one of the staff of the sale and she would go with me to introduce me
to her father and others. The next sale coming up was the August sale and Cindy
went with me. As we walked in the front door the first person we saw was her
Dad. She introduced us- told him about CHHA and that we would like to set up a
display. Bob seemed a little reluctant- but we were just inside the door and
there was an empty table right there. Cindy said why can’t we use that one? I
don’t remember Bob really giving a reply, but I guess he didn’t say no- So we
have been at that same table now for what has to be at least 20 years. Others
will be doing most of the sales from now on- but I hope to be able to do the
August sale and the OHHA sale at Sunbury, Oh. for at least a few more.
In Closing:
We have been using this portion of the
newsletter to share with you about CHHA finances- I’m going to change it a
little to share with you from the nice things that are sent to me by email This
months comes from CHHA member Joyce Hollingsworth of Queen Anne, Md. Nancy and I have worked on it now for quite a
little while and we have found 29- that last one eludes us. Let us know when
you have found all 30.
There are thirty books of the Bible in
this paragraph. Can you find them? This is a most remarkable puzzle. It was
found by a gentleman in an airplane seat pocket, on a flight from Los Angeles
to Honolulu keeping him occupied for hours. He enjoyed it so much he passed it
on to some friends. One friend from Illinois worked on this while fishing from
his johnboat. Another friend studied it while playing his banjo. Elaine Taylor,
a columnist friend, was so intrigued by it she mentioned it in her weekly
newspaper column. Another friend judges the job of solving this puzzle so
involving, she brews a cup of tea to help her nerves. There will be some names
that are really easy to spot. That's a fact. Some people, however, will soon
find themselves in a jam, especially since the book names are not necessarily
capitalized. Truthfully, from answers we get, we are forced to admit it usually
takes a minister or scholar to see some of them at the worst. Research has
shown that something in our genes is responsible for the difficulty we have in
seeing the books in this paragraph. During a recent fund raising event, which
featured this puzzle, the Alpha Delta Phi lemonade booth set a new sales
record. The local paper, the Chronicle, surveyed over 200 patrons who reported
that this puzzle was one of the most difficult they had ever seen. As Daniel
Humana humbly puts it, the books are all right here in plain view hidden from
sight. Those able to find all of them will hear great lamentations from those
who have to be shown. One revelation that may help is that books like Timothy
and Samuel may occur without their numbers. Also, keep in mind, that
punctuation and spaces in the middle of the names are normal. A chipper
attitude will help you compete really well against those who claim to know the
answers. Remember, there is no need for a mad exodus. There really are 30 books
of the Bible lurking somewhere in this paragraph waiting to be found!